Down East the Magazine of Maine

Blog Archives December, 2008

 

We're Poor and Put-Upon But We're Cute

Puppies are cute. Babies are cute (or so I’m told). Disney movies ooze cuteness from every pixel.

But I’ve never heard a state fair described as cute. Until now.

James Kopel, a retired college professor from Moline, Ill., thinks the Fryeburg Fair is “one of the cutest state fairs you’ve ever seen.”

Kopel has spent the past 11 years traveling to 41 official and 11 unofficial state



How Not to Offend

Layoff lowdown: Here’s the first sentence from a front-page, top-of-the-fold story in the Bangor Daily News of Dec. 24: “Contrary to some rumors, Cianbro’s Eastern Manufacturing Facility is not laying



Big Bovine Birthday

I was faced with a classic dilemma: Should I start this week’s news rehash with the chicken story or the egg story?

I was leaning toward the eggs, because they go better with both hash and rehash, but that was before I discovered meatier fare. Or, possibly, milkier fare.

A cow in Brooks is not only the oldest of her species in Maine, but may be the senior heifer in the entire United States.

Apparently,



Second Thoughts on the Shutdown

Shutdown shuffle: Both the Maine Public Broadcasting Network and its legislative critics appear to be engaging in a carefully choreographed public-relations production designed to score some extra state cash for MPBN.

On Dec. 18, the network announced that due to budget problems,



Public Accounting

More – or less – than it seems: For the past two years, Maine Public Broadcasting Network’s expenses have been greater than its revenues. At least on paper. A chart published



Surviving an Ice Storm - and a TV Show

Winning the battles of muscle, mental prowess and manipulation required of contestants on the TV show “Survivor” is probably the single greatest accomplishment a human being can achieve.

Well, except for winning “American Idol.”

But triumphing on “Survivor” while wearing a bow tie – that’s something extra special. Like accepting the Nobel Peace Prize dressed in your boxer shorts with little hearts on them.

Seriously, everyone in



No More Politicking

The PolitickerME.com Web site is shutting down. An announcement from Politicker’s only full-time reporter, Jessica Alaimo, was posted on the site shortly after 1 p.m. today.

According to that brief



Public-Relations Pink Slips

Fewer flacks: Since the early 1990s, the number of official spokespeople at the State House has increased sharply. The speaker of the House, the president of the Senate, the attorney general, the secretary of state, majority offices, minority offices, even the Public Utilities Commission



Maybe the Robots Will Save Us

I am by nature an optimistic person. I don’t think the sky is falling. I don’t believe the apocalypse is upon us. I’m not locking myself in the fallout shelter with 10 years supply of canned goods, several loaded guns and a cook book called “1001 Delicious Ways to Serve Cockroach.”

Yet.

It’s true the economic news of this past week has been on the grim side. But just today, I spotted a hopeful sign. According to a story in the Bangor Daily News,



Ethically, It's Not All Happening Here

Doug’s other discovery: Doug Rafferty, a feature reporter and former anchor at WGME-TV in Portland, is appearing in a promotional spot on the station for a 30-minute program about what a news release



Controversy? What Controversy?

Bland is better? Every daily paper in the state ran some kind of story in the last week or so on the three candidates running for Maine attorney general. Some of the pieces did a little digging – Mal Leary of



Gotta Go? Don't Forget Your Voucher

The Maine Turnpike’s new rest area in West Gardiner has all the usual amenities for travelers: food, beverages, crafts, artwork and – getouttamywayIgottago – restrooms.

One problem. To use the facilities, drivers have to exit the highway. That means that after relieving themselves, they’re required to go through a toll booth to continue their trips on the pike.

Not to worry.