When God was designing a warbler, He tried a lot of different color schemes, and apparently had trouble choosing one. So Him being God, he used them all!

Consider the Wilson’s Warbler: bright yellow face and belly, greenish top, black cap and eye. Or the Northern Parula: blue head and wings with striking white wing bars, yellow throat, black and rusty chest bands. Wow!

While millions of Animal Planet TV viewers got a glimpse of the things Maine game wardens do in the series North Woods Law, I’ve collected the 2011 data to find out just how much time they’re spending on the traditional job of enforcing hunting, fishing, and trapping laws.

The quick answer is: not enough.

Representative Gary Knight took a beating on the so-called Takings bill when it came to a key vote in Maine’s House of Representatives. Knight is a very capable legislator who chairs the Taxation Committee. And he was very angry after changing his vote on the controversial bill to break a tie and send it on to the Senate.

When my binoculars focused on a Blackburnian Warbler in the front yard of our Mount Vernon home, I was hooked.

For years we watched our neighbor, Dona Seegars, binoculars plastered to her face, walking our property in the spring. When she finally got Linda and I out there with her, seven years ago, the number of warblers on our property amazed and thrilled us. And my first look at the wondrously colorful Blackburnian made me a bird watcher.

Invasive nonnative fish and plants have changed my life. Some have changed things for the better, others not so much.

Young Gabe Jacobs (in the accompanying photo) will enjoy catching whopper northern pike in the Belgrade Lakes - but never experience the spectacular landlocked salmon fishing there that I once enjoyed. Some idiot dumped northern pike into the Belgrades. These voracious predators have changed that lake system forever. My salmon are gone.

The annual Milfoil Summit is always engaging and sometimes entertaining, with a mix of speakers and an audience that is passionate about protecting our lakes from invasive plants.

WARNING: The following information may discourage you from venturing outdoors this spring, summer, and fall. Proceed (in both reading this and going outside) with extra special caution.

Lyme disease lurks outside your door. And the alarming statistics about the growing problem here in Maine don’t fully portray the extent of the problem - because this debilitating disease usually goes undetected in medical tests and doctor’s visits.

If there’s one thing that made me a life-long advocate for and customer of LL Bean, it’s the company’s guarantee for everything they sell. If I don’t like it, for any reason, at any time, Bean takes it back. No receipt required.

This week the legislature considers Governor Paul LePage’s three nominees for the Land for Maine’s Future. All three are exceptional. This is an “A” team, but we’re putting them into a race car that is out of gas – with nobody in the pit to fill up the tank or change the tires.

Why are new federal rules governing Maine’s vernal pools tougher than rules in other areas of the country? Good question, Senator Susan Collins!

The Senator asked this and other vernal pool questions of a federal official this week in a Congressional hearing, and received no answers. But those answers were promised later, in writing, and I’ve already asked Carol Woodcock (the Senator’s state office representative) for a copy of those answers.